1. Cher opens the show with ""Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street?"" and a monologue.
2. Illusionist Mark Wilson and his son, Greg, show Cher and Chastity some magic tricks.
3. The Captain brings along Stupidillo, a three-headed animal (played by The Hudsons).
4. The Hudson Brothers perform ""Lonely School Year""
5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tries to get some pep into her new watchdog...