In a prison for bad writers a group of cons manage to get their hands on a legit script to the goings-on within the prison and figure it needs a rewrite - one that sees them busting out of jail to freedom.

Washed up space adventurer and sidekick crash land on a planet of dicks.

Follow Ivy, Cole, Zefi, and Splash who become unlikely heroes as they unravel the mystery of the objects alongside Bernie, a secretive - and mostly grumpy - junkyard proprietor and expert in the strange objects.