Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

Creep on down to the crypt and join undead dame Aurora Gorealis for Shocktail Hour, a hilarious horror show crawling with a ghoulish cast of characters, twisted takes on classic fright flicks, and devilish drink demos. First, it’s complete lunacy when Aurora transforms the show into a werewolf sanctuary under the glow of a full blood moon. Then, Aurora digs up the living dead for a re-animated rom...