Dr. Gideon Lear just wants to put on the greatest Passion play this little town has ever seen, but his Jesus has disappeared, the lead actress is distracted by a love triangle with the understudy and a high school sweetheart, some filthy hobo won't go away and someone is painting ominous warnings on the door.

Celebrates and lampoons the televised Halloween specials of yore in a series of slaptastic sketches in the most nonsensical and cheapest ways possible.