A filmmaker drives about trying to make a documentary about Sex Mex, the strange subculture of people who are sexually fixated on Mexican masked wrestlers. He films several Sex Mex fetishists engaged in sex. He and the wrestler El Pornografico drive about with the Aztec Mummy, who has not had sex for two thousand years, and try to get him laid.

Who can concentrate on the lessons when teacher's boobs are so darn big? Squirting pussy juice and major hooters make these teachers every guy's favorites. Let the squirting begin! Give 'em an apple - they might just Fuck You!